Google has a toolkit which helps the development of AJAX using Java.
I love how their demo app is an email client and the messages are all spam!  From Nigerian scams to pump-and-dumps.

Google thinks they can get me out of bed for fuckin’ pointz?  Mothafuckin’ pointz?  You’ve gotsa be kiddin’ me.  All this shiz as of late iz makin’ me a little wary of them. 4REAL.  nomesayin?  Like they want us to label m-ages for pointz but whatdafuck kinda good are these pointz?  What will they get me?  P-diddy was straight-up when that mothafucka said it’s all about tha benjaminz ’cause true dat, every brother knows it is.  Would we get pointz fo like AdWerds or somthin?  Tha’d be dope.  I’d be tryin’ that, Google, but it you think I just roll-over for just pointz an pointz alone, you be smokin’ some fuckin chronic!

Have you heard about this shiz?  Google gettin’ all up in our grills by tappin’ our microphones, a’ight.  But, yo, Chuck, we’re louder than a bomb, know what I’m sayin?  Louder than a Google Bomb, mothafucka!  Google betta step becuase they know this be goin’ to far and they knows it.  They jus testin us, but that be like testin’ to see if a sting ray will fucking erase yo ass if you try an swims ova it.

Google has absolutely rocked my vagina with the release of Tesseract OCR.  As you know, I am totally gay for Optical Character Recognition.  The other open source options out there are so bad they are not even laughable as in “oh hahahaha look a the funny way it spelled this word!”  It’s more like, “who the fuck passed out on the keyboard?”

Bling out yo web logo all Google-style. Damn.

Google is coming out of the gates with something kind of like an office suite. I don’t know. The whole announcement sounds like a big snoo-zers. Duh moment of the day: it will be add supported. I mean, c’mon, Google. Is that the future of everything? When the fuck are people going to actually buy anything? There’s even a big trend to put up AdWords ads for web pages that are AdSense supported! WTMF? If ads are so frickin’ effective then why aren’t tv’s handed out for free? Maybe if they were only locked to one chanel they would be. Maybe they just never thought about that. And by “they” I mean “your mom”.

Some time last year I was looking at my website and due to a slip of the mouse clicked on one of my AdSense ads. Ha ha ha! Just kidding Google! Since Google so tightly owns my balls my crack sweats at the thought even the slightest squeeze. I don’t make a fortune from AdSense, but it’s enough that I’d miss it. Similar to how youI miss my sweet skirt steak. I wrote Google a really nice letter saying hey, my bad and could you not charge the advertiser for that click ’cause it was totally accidental. Rather than a nice oh-no-problem, they send back this letter that was unnecessarily you-should-never-do-that just almost as a reminder how very firm and cupped their hands are on my sack. It’s like dood I’m sure this shit happens all the time. People go to their own websites and mistakes fucking happen so chill.

I read about things like Google’s free wireless plans and I think how tightly do you want to squeeze my balls? You already have them nestled firmly in your hands with already a solid degree of pressure being symmetrically pushed on the testies. Its like how much power do they want? How long will they drink the sweet nectar of my tears? Look, Google, seriously, I don’t have much money. Why do you think you can convice me to buy buy buy when I fucking can’t can’t can’t? yes, with their wifi they will be able to track your every little scratch on the internet. Can’t I look at my Ron Jeremy pron in the privacy of my own balls?

Alexa just told me that Baidu.com is ranked fourth in traffic, right after Google? WTF? It looks like some sort of search engine, but not dealing with any language that I know. Get on the ball, Google! This is your bread and butter and Baidu is totally giving you the ol’ ham sandwich.

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