Google thinks they can get me out of bed for fuckin’ pointz?  Mothafuckin’ pointz?  You’ve gotsa be kiddin’ me.  All this shiz as of late iz makin’ me a little wary of them. 4REAL.  nomesayin?  Like they want us to label m-ages for pointz but whatdafuck kinda good are these pointz?  What will they get me?  P-diddy was straight-up when that mothafucka said it’s all about tha benjaminz ’cause true dat, every brother knows it is.  Would we get pointz fo like AdWerds or somthin?  Tha’d be dope.  I’d be tryin’ that, Google, but it you think I just roll-over for just pointz an pointz alone, you be smokin’ some fuckin chronic!

Have you heard about this shiz?  Google gettin’ all up in our grills by tappin’ our microphones, a’ight.  But, yo, Chuck, we’re louder than a bomb, know what I’m sayin?  Louder than a Google Bomb, mothafucka!  Google betta step becuase they know this be goin’ to far and they knows it.  They jus testin us, but that be like testin’ to see if a sting ray will fucking erase yo ass if you try an swims ova it.

Google has absolutely rocked my vagina with the release of Tesseract OCR.  As you know, I am totally gay for Optical Character Recognition.  The other open source options out there are so bad they are not even laughable as in “oh hahahaha look a the funny way it spelled this word!”  It’s more like, “who the fuck passed out on the keyboard?”