Some time last year I was looking at my website and due to a slip of the mouse clicked on one of my AdSense ads. Ha ha ha! Just kidding Google! Since Google so tightly owns my balls my crack sweats at the thought even the slightest squeeze. I don’t make a fortune from AdSense, but it’s enough that I’d miss it. Similar to how youI miss my sweet skirt steak. I wrote Google a really nice letter saying hey, my bad and could you not charge the advertiser for that click ’cause it was totally accidental. Rather than a nice oh-no-problem, they send back this letter that was unnecessarily you-should-never-do-that just almost as a reminder how very firm and cupped their hands are on my sack. It’s like dood I’m sure this shit happens all the time. People go to their own websites and mistakes fucking happen so chill.