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“La di da! Jus makin’ my web site; makin mah website. Hey! Google just gave me somefin’ ta monitor my stats! R0xorz b411z 0u+! Hmmmm… i wonder if I could make more money today if i click on my own ads…”

pwned!!!!1!!11!!

I don’t trust that Google released Analytics just so that people will think Google doesn’t queef. Oh, they get something out of it, believe you me moo-cha-cho. When you use AdSense or Analytics Google gets piles of steaming data. Google engineers have even devloped an algorithm that lets them more effeciently beat off to said data. Google knows more about the people that visit your site than you do. Not only that, but Google can now track people across web sites to get their full surphing prophile. What Google will cop to is that all of this wafting, ripe data will be used to better serve ads. It’ll also show suspicious surfing activity like crazy click-click-clicking on ads and then ban certain IPs.

Either way you slice it, I’m putting some clothes on.