Ever use Google Chat? A typical conversation goes something like this:

“sooooo boered”

“lol”

“wht r u up 2 2nite”

“nuthin”

“oh man. check this shiz out http://www.bootyninja.com”

“doood you are gay.”

Google is so onto those n00.bz. When you click on a link you can see that the url is first directed through Google’s servers. Which (of crs) allows google to keep track of the links which were clicked. It would ttly make sense for Google to rank pages that were chatted about higher. I mean, if you take the time to tell one of your (butt) “buddies” about a link, then you must think it is significant in some manner.

That was the original philosophy of PageRank: if it is good enough for you to link to, then it must be a good site.

The course of action is clear. Penis pill companies are going to higher scads of Indian youth to have chats including links about penis pills.