Google is drunk on power and staggers around the party bumping into people acting like a huge cunthole.  “Hey!  heyhave you sheen my… my new… um… online paying scheme,” Google mumbles moistly into eBay’s ear.

“Get the fuck away from me, you simpleton,” shouts eBay, pushing Google off of its shoulder.

“Oh yeah?  whatthefuck ya gonna do, hunh?  I fucking own your balls!”

“I’m not going to use your fucking payment scheme!”

“K, so I’m naw gonna index yer goddamn site, bitch!  ohyea an all those adwords ya got everywhere?  no more ‘buy new and used condoms at eBay,’ motherfucker!”