Why doesn’t Google just fucking say, “pay us whatever you feel like.  We trust you.”  Are they really that cocky about their squeeze-hold on advertisers’ pair?  These cost-per-action things measure action and ACTION goes down on the intarwub by page-views.  Like if someone like your mom goes and buys a dildo on dildomonster.net then when the order is complete it shootes the proud new dildo owner to a page saying something like “thanks for your purchase, your vajeen is sure to love this” and on that page is some sort of hidden Google script which is all ah-ha a sale!  But how fucking cinche would it be to make it so that purchasers go to the gay-for-google page only half of the time and the other half to some thankyou page that doesn’t have the code?  Pretty fuckin’ cinche.