Google is coming out of the gates with something kind of like an office suite. I don’t know. The whole announcement sounds like a big snoo-zers. Duh moment of the day: it will be add supported. I mean, c’mon, Google. Is that the future of everything? When the fuck are people going to actually buy anything? There’s even a big trend to put up AdWords ads for web pages that are AdSense supported! WTMF? If ads are so frickin’ effective then why aren’t tv’s handed out for free? Maybe if they were only locked to one chanel they would be. Maybe they just never thought about that. And by “they” I mean “your mom”.

I was reading this article and it totally made sense. Like a little light bulb went off… a bulb that probably went off for everyone else like years ago, “Of course! My head is such a choad! Google is going to release an operating system for free and have it be totally ad supported by sneaky intigration of AdWords.”

As computers and humans become more intigrated (all creepy transhumanist style) this will give me jibbleys. In fact, the mere thought of an OS running inside our brain influiencing our purchases and actions makes my sack tighten. At least then cost-per-action will be easier to measure as GoogleOS will be controlling your actions… AND OMG YOUR BALLS!!!!