This as got to be fraud as sure as you secretly enjoy it when your mother bathes you. Why don’t more people do obvious click-fraud on other people’s AdSense? Like, how could they defend themselves against it? What could they say? “Google… I did not click-click-click on my own ads! 4 realz, dogg!”

But get this. You can do even better. If the source of a page with AdSense is viewed, find where it sez “google_ad_client”. Steal that ID and make your own spammy site with their AdSense. Again, what could a person do? “I promise you… Google… listen to me… I did not make that spam farm.”

Mmmmm. Spam farm.

The more I think about it the more I am gay for cost-per-action. Of course, if I haven’t said it before, I’ll probably say it again: Some site’s it’s not so easy to measure action. Still, it would pretty much cut the balls right off of click-fraud.

Ever use Google Chat? A typical conversation goes something like this:

“sooooo boered”

“lol”

“wht r u up 2 2nite”

“nuthin”

“oh man. check this shiz out http://www.bootyninja.com”

“doood you are gay.”

Google is so onto those n00.bz. When you click on a link you can see that the url is first directed through Google’s servers. Which (of crs) allows google to keep track of the links which were clicked. It would ttly make sense for Google to rank pages that were chatted about higher. I mean, if you take the time to tell one of your (butt) “buddies” about a link, then you must think it is significant in some manner.

That was the original philosophy of PageRank: if it is good enough for you to link to, then it must be a good site.

The course of action is clear. Penis pill companies are going to higher scads of Indian youth to have chats including links about penis pills.

You were beat up as a kid so I’m sure the idea of blacklisting the web page owned by the company owned by the bully that gave you so many wedgies is appealing in the way that your mom fitting you for pants is appealing.

The idea is simple. Still, I’ll go slow. Send obvious spams to Gmail accounts. The email should contain the URL for that company. Users will mark the email as spam. If Google is worth its hype, it should take note of which emails are flagged as spams and then punish any URLs enclosed therin.

You now have your revenge, but you’re still a spaz and that guy will always be better looking than you.