Google has a toolkit which helps the development of AJAX using Java.
I love how their demo app is an email client and the messages are all spam!  From Nigerian scams to pump-and-dumps.

Google is coming out of the gates with something kind of like an office suite. I don’t know. The whole announcement sounds like a big snoo-zers. Duh moment of the day: it will be add supported. I mean, c’mon, Google. Is that the future of everything? When the fuck are people going to actually buy anything? There’s even a big trend to put up AdWords ads for web pages that are AdSense supported! WTMF? If ads are so frickin’ effective then why aren’t tv’s handed out for free? Maybe if they were only locked to one chanel they would be. Maybe they just never thought about that. And by “they” I mean “your mom”.

Google’s got a brand new funk… but what else is new? They got so much new funk they be puttin’ CK1 out of bidness. Dis funk be Writely , they new competition fo mikerowsoft’s Word. Word up. I’m likin’ that it be all lettin’ publish 2 mah blog. It haz skillz no 2 b d nide! What I gotta go do l8r is then go 2tha blog categories and edit those from mah blog. Thats a bit of a pain in the a55, but it may be worth it fo tha e-z fo-mattin’ an spellchek (which I use all tha time). We’ll see how this shiz looks when I be publishin’ it.

Hey, Writely, spellcheck this shiaz:

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Just out of the labs motherfuckers: Google Accessible Search which is just like them saying, “Yahoo! and MSN don’t give a shit about the legally blind. But you know what? Those little MaGoo bastards may not see well, but they can click on ads just like anyone else!”

Microsoft responded with, “we’re not sure if our middle finger is big enough to comply with the W3C’s Web Content Accessibility Guidelines, but we’re putting it up as high as we possibly can.”

I’m sure you’ve all heard about this shit.  Some enterprising hackers have found a way to make Google gay for viruses.  It’s actually fucking clever and I hope Google gives these d00dz like some money and shit because they’re totally making Google’s shit look HUGE!

Bidnessweed be tearing Google a new one sayin Google gotz tha attenshun span of a masta-b8-n teenager playin’ unreal tournament. But fo realz, what’s they point? That if Google tries itz hand at sumfin it gottsa like be all numba one at it pronto? Fuckin wack. I likes that Google be pushin out the productz like madd! It give me somethin to do other than h8-on mahself. Gnomesayin? Give tha Google spreadsheeetz time. Same wit mapz an gmail an shit. Givum time, G. Givum time.