I read about things like Google’s free wireless plans and I think how tightly do you want to squeeze my balls? You already have them nestled firmly in your hands with already a solid degree of pressure being symmetrically pushed on the testies. Its like how much power do they want? How long will they drink the sweet nectar of my tears? Look, Google, seriously, I don’t have much money. Why do you think you can convice me to buy buy buy when I fucking can’t can’t can’t? yes, with their wifi they will be able to track your every little scratch on the internet. Can’t I look at my Ron Jeremy pron in the privacy of my own balls?